Speaking of Humor…….. Just figured I’d start out this week with an old joke that had me bursting at the seams…..

So, a woman, upon hearing her husband’s car pull into the driveway, hastily shoves her lover who she has been having an affair with into the closet. Her 7 yr old son also happens to be in the closet.

Son - “It’s really dark in here”
Man - “I know”
Son - “Want to buy my baseball for $200?”
Man - “No way - that’s highway robbery!”
Son - “hehehe, I know, - so you will buy my baseball for $200”

So the guy, taking the hint, buys the baseball for $200 from her 7yr old son. The following week, the same thing happens… husband comes home early, wife shoves lover in the closet where son has been hiding out, and the following dialogue ensues……..

Son - “It’s really dark in here”
Man - “I know”
Son - “Wanna buy my baseball glove for $200?”

And the man, realizing where this is going, reluctantly pays the boy $200 for the baseball glove. The next week, the boy’s father tells the boy to get his ball and glove for a game of catch, whereby the boy informs his father that he doesn’t have it, because he sold them for $400. The boy’s father, angry at his son, orders him to go to church to confess. The boy walks into the confessional, sits down, and says “It’s really dark in here”. The priest says “Don’t you start that crap again!!! :rotfl: