More recent ones from my son at 7ish...

Son: Mom, is there a bone in my pee-pee?
Me: (after catching my breath and the heart palpitations stop) No...why do you ask?
Son: Well, dad said you need bones to move your body parts. How come I can move my pee-pee if there is no bone in it?
Me: Let me think about this one for a minute...hmm....well, actually its muscles you need to move your parts. Your tongue is a big muscle and doesn't have any bones and you can move that all around, right? Your pee-pee is kinda the same way...you can move it because of the muscle
Son: Oh, ok
Me: Why didn't you ask your dad that question, anyway since you two both have the same kind of pee-pee?
Son: I did. But, he said to ask you, you're the doctor!


A couple of months after that, he asked:
Mom, did you become a doctor so you could look at naked people all day?
To which, I replied: No. But, sometimes I have to and I don't want to :rotfl:

He is sooo boy!!

Ran right over to the computer to get this one:

From my son, singing:

The farmer in the dell,
The farmer in the dell
I know the hairy dough, [son raises eyebrow pointedly at me]
The farmer in the dell!

:rotfl: ...the "hairy dough".... oh, the visuals! :rotfl:

Oh my gosh I love this topic...I laugh out loud every time I read it. Too bad I don't have much to add...!

Watching Thomas the Tank Engine (who else?):

Him: "Mommy, look, it's F-word"
Me (looking up in panic): "What????"
Him (pointing at the TV): "F-word, Mommy, F-word."
Me (puzzled, then relieved): "Oooooooh, Edward!"
Him: "Yes, Efward!"

Took me a while to figure it out because (for those of you who don't have 2yo boys) Edward and Thomas look the same to me.

OK... I am going through a rough patch right now so I am goofing off way too much (obviously ), and I have been looking over my "Kids' Anecdote Book" again. Here is another one from about a year ago.

Sweet to younger son (with a hint of frustration): Why can't daddy put you to bed tonight?
Sweet's Son #2 (without a moment's hesitation): He doesn't have big breasts, mommy!

(He snuggled against my chest for bedtime stories, etc. )

Hahaha. Ok I just have to say that I'm dying with laughter again...F-word..that's too much...and Sweet,how precious is that...being a mom is so wonderful

Hahaha... I was just re-reading some of these, I missed "the F-word" this morning (I think I didn't refresh the page and didn't look at it after posting). That is too funny!

Now, my little guy is in the embarrassing (for us) habit of using his middle finger to point (ever since he started pointing). We have tried and tried to correct him (for some reason, the index finger just doesn't seem to work as well for him) in addition to generally trying to minimize the pointing (much easier now that he is so articulate).

So here is a mental image I got when reading BabyE's last post:

BabyE's Son and Sweet's Son are at a toy/book store and spot the Thomas collection. Other children (and parents) are in the area as the duo walks over.
BabyE's Son: Hey, F-word.
Sweet's Son [pointing with middle finger]: Yeah, there!
Other parents [turning to BabyE and Sweet, with a look and tone of righteous indignation]: You should be ashamed of yourselves! :laughing:

I am :rotfl: reading this thread.

This one isn't as funny as the others but a couple months ago I told DD2 she needs to start using the potty. She looked at me with a very serious expression and said "No mommy, sister's potty."

I guess two year old really don't get the concept of sharing!

Hilarious wonderful thread! It's what we all need!

A couple of months ago, shortly after DS started nursery school, I caught him hurling his toy Diego down towards the floor over and over, yelling with conviction, "Die! Die!"

OMG!!! What has he learned in school?! Images from Law & Order SVU, of serial killers torturing animals as kids, filled my head.

It took quite a few days, until we were watching the same Diego episode back on the Tivo, that I realized he was saying, "Dive! Dive!"

Whew!