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10 years 2 months ago #46755 by Baby Einstein

Originally posted by Leina:
"what comes after three?" She says, "Time out!"

:rotfl:

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10 years 2 months ago #46756 by residentmom
Leina, that is too funny! I have friends who count backwards for the same thing and their kids can do a rocket launch like champs. :)

A couple days ago I am helping 3 yo in bathroom.
3yo "Why aren't there eggs in the potty"
Mom: "Honey, we don't put eggs in the potty, why would they be in there?"
3yo: "Well, when I eat corn there's corn in the potty...."

A good point, to be sure.

ResidentMom<br /><br />"If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much." --Jackie O.

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10 years 2 months ago #46757 by ohiomommd
LOL!!! Leina, residentMom, thanks for a break!!!

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10 years 1 month ago #46758 by Baby Einstein
4 yo boy comes running to Mom's room at 5:30 am
mom "Go back to sleep baby"
boy "Nope"
mom "What do you mean nope?"
boy "I mean no thank you. It's not worth my time"

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10 years 1 month ago #46759 by ohiomommd
A visual:

(I have 2 daughters, 21 month baby boy is #3).

He runs over to toilet (to flush / run water / watch swirlies / play with toys / wash his hands) as fast as he can while we try to stop him
This weekend he:
stood by the side of the toilet
paused
lifted up his shirt over his chubby tummy
stuck said chubby tummy out over the toilet
then added a thoughtful "pppppssh" sound into the toilet bowl
clapped hands, self-congratulated "yay!"

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10 years 1 month ago #46760 by Baby Einstein
:rotfl:
And he already pees standing up! Big guy!!!

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